The Castle Freak (1995)

enjoyablenot really
spookyno
scaryno
unsettlingyes
goreyes
body horrorno
violence toward animalsno
Bechdel-Wallace testpassed
Mako Morifailed
X was the real YIt turns out that humanity is the real castle freak.

Well, this was definitely a Stuart Gordon movie.

I really liked Re-Animator, so I had high hopes for this, but this was honestly pretty boring. Yeah, there was a bunch of gore and violence, but I didn't really care about any of the characters or the plot.