The Monster Squad (1987)

body horrorno
violence toward animalsyes
Bechdel-Wallace testfailed
Mako Morifailed
X was the real YIt turns out that misplaced nostalgia was the real monster.

This is like Space Jam all over again. But I didn't even see this as a kid, so it is very hard for me to understand the cult following this movie has.

The monster costumes in this were pretty good, but everything else was thoroughly mediocre. It was pretty painful that so much of this movie centered around virginity, and that literally no character was able to work out that boys could be virgins. Get better favourite childhood movies everyone.